Tagged: Filthadelphia

Happy Halladay!

I’m old enough to not remember the last time the Nationals beat Roy Halladay but I am still young and internet savvy enough to find out that it was under the Expos banner in 2002 when the franchise did.  Ten years and a foreign country apart.  That is long ago, eh?

But the drought is no more, after last night’s 5-2 victory in Filthadelphia.  The Nationals, led by Bryce Harper and Ian Desmond, climbed all over Doc early, giving Jordan Zimmermann precious runs that were being to feel to him as scarce as soap in the city that never washes.  Coupled with Atlanta’s loss to the Reds, the Nats are now back in first, a slim 1/2 game lead to their name.

Game ball(s):  Harper.  Read after the game that he had watched video on Halladay from the past three years which had him zeroing in on the curve ball he laced for a two-run triple during his second at-bat. Talented and prepared. Giddyup!

Goat(s):  Me, for benching Zimm in my fantasy league.  I await the tomatoes with great shame.

Bryce Harper is still only 19:  I don’t know who this power-crazed Ian Desmond is but I’m getting a little weak in the knees all the same.

Current Record: 26-17

Shaky as you go

It is cliché to say that a win is a win.  Except, as with all clichés, it’s true and for good reason after last night the Nationals tried to close out the series opener against Filthadelphia Charlie Sheen style.  Winning!  Just barely.

Game ball(s):  Gio Gonzalez and Ian Desmond.  Gio shut out the Phillies for six innings, mowing down nine in the process.  And Ian supplied all the offense the Nats would need with his solo home run in the top of the second and RBI single in the top of the fourth.  I’m proud to say that at the first quarter poll of the season, both players are making a mockery of some of my preseason concerns regarding them.  Keep poking me like the Snuggle Bear boys!

Goat(s):  Henry Rodriguez.  I’ve been a supporter of the wild flamethrower since the beginning, but it has become apparent that his inability to throw strikes is a real impediment to H-Rod effectively closing out games.  It’s a shame because he has an electric arm, but a team wishing to contend simply can’t have him taking the mound in the ninth unless he has a better clue where the ball will go leaving his hand.

Bryce Harper is still only 19:  Sean Burnett.  Craig Stammen was rock-solid again for two innings, but after H-Rod made a mess of the bottom of the ninth, Burnett stepped in and closed off the wound before it become fatal.

Current Record:  25-17

Nats 2, the Unwashed 1

When last we crossed paths, Wilson Ramos had just singled in the winning-run in the series opener against Filthadelphia late Friday night.  It’s a shame nothing much of interest transpired over the next forty-eight hours.  Oh, huh.  You say all this happened:

Jayson Werth powers Washington to victory Saturday as Gio silences the Unwasheds’ bats.

Cole Hamels intentionally plunks Bryce Harper in a “gutless” act.

Jayson Werth realizes wrist was showing power, breaks it in retaliation.

Nationals fall in series finale after Hunter Pence unleashes reverse fantasy curse, smacking two home runs.

Channeling my inner Larry King, a few quick comments about the weekend that was:

  • First, as much as I love to rag on Werth, losing him for 12 weeks is only going to exacerbate the problem an already downtrodden lineup has scoring runs.
  • Third, Mike Rizzo nailed it.  Hamels had no business hitter Harper other than to be a punk.  I know he wants a new contract from Filthadelphia, but I had no idea he wanted to fit in that badly with the Santa-pelters.
  • I wonder if CNN wants me back.  At least people watched Jack Hanna, his monkeys, and me.  Who watches Piers Morgan?  Oh, I hope he is not listening in on me.
  • Second, that Bryce Harper kids is a keeper.  Sweet stroke, tremendous hustle, cannon for an arm.  I haven’t been this excited since I found a mini-toy microphone in my Cracker Jack box in 1966.
  • Finally, as much as I love the guy, I can’t help but think that without an increased strikeout rate, Jordan Zimmermann is not poised to vault into elite status this year.  Although his ground ball/fly ball ratio is over one for the first time in his career, his strikeout percentage is also down from 18.7% to 14.7%.

Good night from Tallahassee.  Now here’s Anderson Cooper to keep them honest about how unwatchable he really is.

Nats 1, the Unwashed 0

During the off-season, Nationals officials went to great lengths to try to encourage their fans to “Take Back the Park” from opposing team’s fans, specifically, the unwashed from Filthadelphia.  I think we can say that after Washington’s 4-3 win tonight, the first salvo in the battle was landed by the Nats on the field, courtesy of Wilson Ramos and his game-winning pinch-hit single in the bottom of the eleventh.  Boom!

Game ball(s):  Several candidates for the award tonight.  The bullpen, which turned in five scoreless innings.  Jesus Flores, who came through in the bottom of the eighth with the game-tying double.  And finally, his compatriot Ramos.  It’s past 11, so let’s get crazy and give game balls to them all!

Goat(s):  I have finally figured out why Jayson Werth sports the caveman beard:  It’s his getaway disguise after he robbed the Nationals blind for $126 million last year.  What gives him swag, as the kids say, is that he has the bananas to hang around the joint after the crime.  Tonight he pulled a 0-5 with five runners left on base.  Oh, to be a professional athlete.

Bryce Harper is still only 19:  Steve Lombardozzi, who scored the winning run after going 3 for 6 including the clutch two-out single to keep the bottom of the eleventh going.

Current Record:  17-9