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June’s MESPYs

I’m in a celebratory mood this morning.  The Nationals rolled off another win last night, and in the process, put another curly w in the box score for Jordan Zimmermann.  Baseball is a funny, funny game. Zimm goes winless between late May and late June and now sees superlative pitching being rewarded in his last two starts, with the Nats offense knocking in 20 runs combined.  And of course, it’s our nation’s Independence Day, and while I still have time to write without IRS compulsion, what better way to celebrate than with June’s MESPY (Matt’s Excellence in Self-Promotion Yada Yada) Awards:

AL MVP:  Mike Trout.  Robinson Cano had a monster June, but on the day we celebrate standing up to the big bully on the block (alliteration!), I’m not going to shirk away from my disdain for the Evil Empire.  So it goes to Trout, who actually edged Cano out in WAR (Wins Above Replacement), 2.2 to 2.0.  And Trout did this at the tender age of 20.  Wow.

AL CY Young:  Hiroki Kuroda.  Dang.  Well, the British did give us the Beatles.

AL Rookie of the Month:  Trout.  I hate to be a Benedict Arnold on such a hallowed day, but what I said in May’s MESPYs hasn’t changed.  Trout has been baseball’s best rookie and at this pace, could be in the running for the AL’s best player by season’s end.

NL MVP:  R.A. Dickey.  Andrew McCutchen and Joey Votto both deserve kudos for tremendous months, but Dickey taking home the award just goes to show you how dominate he was during June.  He posted the second best WAR in baseball (2.1), a sub-one ERA (.93), a .60 WHIP, struck out 55 batters while only walking 8, and went 5-0.  Oh, and he did this throwing a knuckleball.

NY CY Young:  Dickey.  If only I had a Forever Lazy this would be the perfect day.

NL Rookie of the Month:  Andrelton Simmons.  Bryce, I still want to be your accountant.  But while you hit a bit of a soft patch in June, the Braves shortstop batted .333, showed slick fielding skills (alliteration!), and posted a nice 1.6 WAR.  I’m going to take a long walk off a short bridge now.

Nationals’ MVP:  Ian Desmond.  He crushed another one out last night off of Tim Lincecum, which was just more of the same for the Nats’ All-Star shortstop.  I’d like to think this is all because of my talk with Ian at Spring Training two years ago.  Oh, but he didn’t do so well last year.  I see.  My silence is golden.

Nationals’ CY Young:  Stephen Strasburg.  A 2.25 xFIP (Expected Fielding Independent Pitching) points to his 3.09 June ERA being unlucky.  But a 13.37 k/9 and six quality starts demonstrate that even without luck, Strasburg is simply dominant.

Nationals’ Rookie of the Month:  Tyler Moore.  I can see why I got into auditing and not public relations.  That depressing thought aside, in 68 fewer plate appearances, Moore had the same number of home runs as Bryce Harper (4), same number of RBIs (11), batted a robust .425, and topped Harper in WAR 1.0 to 0.6.  I hate myself.

And that’s all folks!

May’s MESPYs

For those daredevils who occasionally cross-over into the real world, May was a bear of a month.  The Dow was down more than six percent and the Nasdaq nearly seven percent.  And the unemployment picture got uglier as it seems five trillion in faux money doesn’t take you as far as it once did.  However, at least one wild-eyed entrepreneur in Miami was doing his part to reduce the unemployment rolls, and they still played baseball, though it would be just my luck that the year the Nationals contend, Nanny Bloomberg would try to ban them from winning because that would be a lot of joy.

On to May’s MESPY (Matt’s Excellence in Self-Promotion Yada Yada) Awards, while there is still time:

AL MVP:  Josh Hamilton.  Two months doesn’t make for a full season of health, but Hamilton is the first back-to-back MESPY award winner after posting another monster month in May (alliteration!), leading all players in baseball with a 2.1 WAR (Wins Above Replacement).

AL CY Young:  Justin Verlander.  The fact that Verlander only went 3-2 during May is further evidence that wins are one of the most meaningless measures (alliteration!) of a pitcher’s success.  His 2.10 FIP in May actually indicates that he may have gotten a tad unlucky during the month (2.66 ERA).  Reserve CY has to go to Chris Sale of the White Sox, who if Robin Ventura hadn’t apparently suffered brain damage from the Nolan Ryan beat down, would have been the American League’s best starter in May.

AL Rookie of the Month:  Mike Trout.  Lost amid all the Bryce Harper chatter (heretic!), Trout has been baseball’s best rookie (traitor!).

NL MVP:  Giancarlo Stanton.  He just went back to Giancarlo because all of the home run calls sound better to the ladies.

NY CY Young:  Gio Gonzalez.  I knew Gio had been the good dirty during May, but I didn’t realize he was Pig Pen good.  All Gio did was go 5-0, lead the NL with a 12.66 K/9, and post a tidy 2.25 ERA.  I would be remiss not to give a Reserve CY to James McDonald of the Pirates.  You may not realize McDonald was second among starters in May with a 1.6 WAR, but that’s because no one watches the Pirates play, not even their moms.  Sigh.

NL Rookie of the Month:  Bryce Harper.  Lance Lynn edged Harper out in WAR, but for a contending team desperate for offense, Harper has been invaluable.  And I have a hunch that everyone else is just keeping the seat warm for the season-end award.

Nationals’ MVP & CY Young:  Gio.  Just goes to show you how much pitching has fueled the team’s early-season success with Gio taking home both awards one month after Stephen Strasburg accomplished the same feat.  During May, Gio posted a 1.2 WAR, with our reserve winner Ian Desmond the only player really coming close to contributing the same value to the team, with a 0.9 WAR.

Nationals’ Rookie of the Month:  Harper.  Thanks guys for making the end of this write-up so easy!

And that’s all folks!

April’s MESPYs

With the Nationals series opener against the Diamondbacks scheduled to start in less than a half hour, I figured for kicks and giggles that I would take a look back at the April that was in MLB and hand out totally hollow and meaningless awards, all for the entertainment of the masses.  I think I will call them the MESPY (Matt’s Excellence in Self-Promotion Yada Yada) Awards.

AL MVP:  Josh Hamilton.  The only caveat with Hamilton is whether he can hold up for close to 162 games.  His current back injury is a small red flag but his April was monster nevertheless.  He led the AL in RBIs, home runs, and was second in average and runs scored.  No wonder his 1.8 WAR (Wins Above Replacement) according to FanGraphs was second in baseball.

AL CY Young: Jake Peavy.  He paces all pitchers with a 1.5 WAR and has posted a quality start in each of his five outings.  Oh, and he belongs to the same caveat club as Hamilton.  It’s a party inside!!!

AL Rookie of the Year:  Yu Darvish.  I’m not too keen in handing out a ROY to a player who has already played seven professional seasons, but hey, these awards are fake anyways.  After two shaky outings to start his Ranger career, Darvish has been quite filthy.

NL MVP:  Matt Kemp.  That is all.

NL CY Young:  Stephen Strasburg.  Oh, that is like Beethoven to the ears.  Five quality starts in five appearances, second in the NL in strikeouts, and he leads all NL pitchers with a 1.3 WAR.

NL Rookie of the Year:  Kirk Niewenhuis.  I don’t know what was more shocking.  That it only took me two attempts to spell his name correctly or that Kirk Niewenhuis! is the early leader.  He edges out Lance Lynn of the Cardinals but the yada yada in me could see it going either way.

Nationals’ MVP & CY Young:  Strasburg.  It shouldn’t come as a surprise that the best pitcher on a team that has been led to its good start by its pitching should take home both awards.  However, Adam LaRoche does deserve a Reserve MESPY for being by far and away the Nationals best positional player.

Nationals’ ROY:  Bryce Harper.  Lombardozzi has perhaps done a bit more, but I’m hoping Harper hears about his MESPY and in a moment of tearful gratefulness, hires me as his CPA.

And that’s all folks!